Yesterday, was a friend's birthday party and it was pretty crazy. There were probably ten girls and only one boy and we were screaming Beastie Boy songs all night long. After all, "you gotta fight, for your right, to PARTY".
I went to Borders the other day, and as I was looking through all the books. There are a lot of books I haven't read and I really should. Ahhh, my nerdy stature is slowly diminishing because of my lack of reading. I can not allow that, I must start reading and I will do that...when I'm not lazy. Which means I probably won't read a book any time soon. Oh well, I guess my nerdiness depends on my grades and my big glasses.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Future Careers
Being a junior in high school, I am constantly encountered by counselors reminding me that I have to start thinking of careers. I've personally always had an interest in politics and law and was thinking of pursuing that career. But becoming a lawyer seems to normal. I strive to be unique and so I came upon a brilliant career. A dictator.
Being a dictator allows me to practice law, and control people. What more can you ask for? Although, I'm not really okay with the idea of executing people, so I thought of an alternative. If someone were to defy my laws, I torture them. Not with knives, or guns, but by food. I hate JELLO with a burning passion, I don't like mayonnaise, I don't like raisins, and I don't like coconuts. Now if I were to combine all of those together, I would make a huge bowl of hate. So as punishment, people would have to eat the food until they throw up, get a stomach cramp, or get sick. One of my friends thought that was a lame punishment, so I thought of something better. Drown people in the bowl of hate. Mwahahaha, soon my plan will come into play.
By the way, I'm not really going to be a dictator. I think being a lawyer is perfectly satisfying. :]
Being a dictator allows me to practice law, and control people. What more can you ask for? Although, I'm not really okay with the idea of executing people, so I thought of an alternative. If someone were to defy my laws, I torture them. Not with knives, or guns, but by food. I hate JELLO with a burning passion, I don't like mayonnaise, I don't like raisins, and I don't like coconuts. Now if I were to combine all of those together, I would make a huge bowl of hate. So as punishment, people would have to eat the food until they throw up, get a stomach cramp, or get sick. One of my friends thought that was a lame punishment, so I thought of something better. Drown people in the bowl of hate. Mwahahaha, soon my plan will come into play.
By the way, I'm not really going to be a dictator. I think being a lawyer is perfectly satisfying. :]
The Choices I Make
So many strange, interesting stories occur in my life. So why not make a blog and write down all my stories? It's like my own virtual diary, except the whole world can read it.
No Regrets,
Michelle Sora Yoon
No Regrets,
Michelle Sora Yoon
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