Being a junior in high school, I am constantly encountered by counselors reminding me that I have to start thinking of careers. I've personally always had an interest in politics and law and was thinking of pursuing that career. But becoming a lawyer seems to normal. I strive to be unique and so I came upon a brilliant career. A dictator.
Being a dictator allows me to practice law, and control people. What more can you ask for? Although, I'm not really okay with the idea of executing people, so I thought of an alternative. If someone were to defy my laws, I torture them. Not with knives, or guns, but by food. I hate JELLO with a burning passion, I don't like mayonnaise, I don't like raisins, and I don't like coconuts. Now if I were to combine all of those together, I would make a huge bowl of hate. So as punishment, people would have to eat the food until they throw up, get a stomach cramp, or get sick. One of my friends thought that was a lame punishment, so I thought of something better. Drown people in the bowl of hate. Mwahahaha, soon my plan will come into play.
By the way, I'm not really going to be a dictator. I think being a lawyer is perfectly satisfying. :]
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